K-Ta-Klysm vs. Luptacu' Foca (Engleza) - [BATTLE INCHEIAT]

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-5 voturi argumentate (cat sa intelegem despre ce e vorba)

I stand tall like Saquille bitch-slapping the seal
Whose squeal makes me wonder "is this bitch for real"?
Still I know his ego's not creative like CreativeEgo's
The only thing he gets when spitting rhymes are big NOs!

Man, the rhymes you spit are more disastrous than a cataclysm
While mine rock the world like a meteor cataclysm, master lyricism
Is what I spit on his punk ass, like I'm KRS ONE,
You're a nice guy, so you finish last while I Bomb First, like Makaveli The Don

You wanna battle like a SEAL? but I'm eating you alive
Like a killer whale. Ima call you Transformed: New Divide
Coz I spit lyrics so sharp that split you so hard
That not even your mom can say when seeing you: "oh, it was that retard!"

I stand tall like Dwight Howard when he's blockin' Shaquille O'Neal,
And I picture you bitch-slappin' a seal while I'm havin' my meal...
I throw up like 3 pointers. You armless - you can't break the seal!
Chill, brother, you just a crash test dummy - you're faking the real!
Foca's here to expose you like opening the bathroom door while you bathin',
Romanian or english - I keep steppin on you like you the pavement!
Your rhymes split me so hard?!?! My rhymes split you so easily,
Like you was a cocky 5 years-old kid encountering a grizzly!
I'm on my Heltah Skeltah shit - that makes it obvious I can Rock,
I finish last - you're X, I'm Y, it's xyxy, plus that I really fuck!!!
You ejaculate prematurely - like you afraid to be late - you cum early.
Quit wearing those overly coloured Tee's and kicks - that's so girly!!!...FOOOCA!!!

Wait a second, B, this ain't about who's standing taller
Skill-wise, you're just like Marcus' band: 3 Feet Smaller
You throw up upwards - you're full of vomit, still full of shit
Stepping on me? You funny hobbit! Like a mouth-less man: you can't spit!

Battling me gets you major damage like a crash test dummy in a tornado
Coz I'm hip-hop like the Chill Brothers, you're like that faggot singing "tornero"
But if skill was to be bought, you'd be singing "no tengo dinero!"
This battle is making you hot... like you're a Mexican without a sombrero!

Just like an Alaskan, I EAT GRIZZLY'S, and my punishment
Will be so hard, fool, that you'll get to bite the pavement
I cum early? I bet your momma told you, she was rubbing my stick
She wouldn't even hold you! And I dress all black, coz this is your end, like a sneak attack!

I waited a SECOND - cause i'm the best. YOU said it's about who stands taller
You were writin' about Shaq, but you got no balls - you ain't a baller!!!
I'm a basketball coach - a shot caller. Full of shit? That's a thing of the past
Cause I got to the bathroom and shitted 2 hours after I ate your ass!!!
Let's say i got no mouth - I can still shit on you like you's a toilet bowl,
And I would be a millionaire if i could do this for some serious doe!!!
But I do it for fun, even if I'm Broke - like Deliric when he was taggin',
This battle is NOT makin' me hot. I was hot 'fore i slayed you - you braggin'!!!
You kind of remind me of Jim Carrey in 97 - you are just a Liar, Liar!
My mom couldn't rub your stick in the wilderness - tryin' to set up a fire!!!
You look nervous. Quit x, amphetamines, you'd better stick to crack,
And STOP THROWIN' pairs of DC Shoes at me - that's NOT a sneak attack!!!...FOCAAA!!!

Mi-a placut la prima citire. Nu ma pot hotari asa. Pe text:

K-Ta I:
I stand tall like Saquille bitch-slapping the seal
Whose squeal makes me wonder "is this bitch for real"? - 3. misto, dar prea putin punch in mixul asta.
Still I know his ego's not creative like CreativeEgo's
The only thing he gets when spitting rhymes are big NOs! - 2. iarasi, lipseste punciu.

Man, the rhymes you spit are more disastrous than a cataclysm
While mine rock the world like a meteor cataclysm, master lyricism - 3. ok, tehnica, frumos, dar...stii tu, panciu.
Is what I spit on his punk ass, like I'm KRS ONE,
You're a nice guy, so you finish last while I Bomb First, like Makaveli The Don - 4. frumos, chiar foarte. Daca era si primul vers pe masura iesea nebunie.

You wanna battle like a SEAL? but I'm eating you alive
Like a killer whale. Ima call you Transformed: New Divide - 4. frumos.
Coz I spit lyrics so sharp that split you so hard
That not even your mom can say when seeing you: "oh, it was that retard!" - 2. slab, mai ales pentru ultimul bar. Ultimul vers e confuz.

Foca I:
I stand tall like Dwight Howard when he's blockin' Shaquille O'Neal,
And I picture you bitch-slappin' a seal while I'm havin' my meal... - 2. no punch, no punchback. Si e aproape autodrop.
I throw up like 3 pointers. You armless - you can't break the seal!
Chill, brother, you just a crash test dummy - you're faking the real! - 4. frumos. Se putea si mai.
Foca's here to expose you like opening the bathroom door while you bathin',
Romanian or english - I keep steppin on you like you the pavement! - 5. foarte tare.
Your rhymes split me so hard?!?! My rhymes split you so easily,
Like you was a cocky 5 years-old kid encountering a grizzly! - 3. ok, punchback, dar comparatia din versul 2 e facila.
I'm on my Heltah Skeltah shit - that makes it obvious I can Rock,
I finish last - you're X, I'm Y, it's xyxy, plus that I really fuck!!! - 2. Versul 2 e in plus.
You ejaculate prematurely - like you afraid to be late - you cum early.
Quit wearing those overly coloured Tee's and kicks - that's so girly!!!...FOOOCA!!! - 2. Il cunosti personal de stii cum se imbraca. Punctele sunt pentru primul vers, desi e rodat.

K-Ta II:
Wait a second, B, this ain't about who's standing taller
Skill-wise, you're just like Marcus' band: 3 Feet Smaller - 5. beton.
You throw up upwards - you're full of vomit, still full of shit
Stepping on me? You funny hobbit! Like a mouth-less man: you can't spit! - 4. frumos, se putea mai bine.

Battling me gets you major damage like a crash test dummy in a tornado
Coz I'm hip-hop like the Chill Brothers, you're like that faggot singing "tornero" - 4. misto
But if skill was to be bought, you'd be singing "no tengo dinero!"
This battle is making you hot... like you're a Mexican without a sombrero! - 5. mi-a placut. In special primul vers

Just like an Alaskan, I EAT GRIZZLY'S, and my punishment
Will be so hard, fool, that you'll get to bite the pavement - 2. Now why did you have to go and do that? Era o runda foarte misto. In plus, punishment si pavement nu rimeaza.
I cum early? I bet your momma told you, she was rubbing my stick
She wouldn't even hold you! And I dress all black, coz this is your end, like a sneak attack! - 2. Ai frecat runda pe final. Pacat.

Foca II:
I waited a SECOND - cause i'm the best. YOU said it's about who stands taller
You were writin' about Shaq, but you got no balls - you ain't a baller!!! - 3. punchback, ok.
I'm a basketball coach - a shot caller. Full of shit? That's a thing of the past
Cause I got to the bathroom and shitted 2 hours after I ate your ass!!! - 1. The mother of all autodrops. Jesus, ce te-ai lovit aici. Cum adica i-ai mancat curu'? Goddam. Inteleg ce-ai vrut sa zici, dar ce-a iesit...
Let's say i got no mouth - I can still shit on you like you's a toilet bowl,
And I would be a millionaire if i could do this for some serious doe!!! - 2. slabutz.
But I do it for fun, even if I'm Broke - like Deliric when he was taggin',
This battle is NOT makin' me hot. I was hot 'fore i slayed you - you braggin'!!! - 2. iarasi.
You kind of remind me of Jim Carrey in 97 - you are just a Liar, Liar!
My mom couldn't rub your stick in the wilderness - tryin' to set up a fire!!! - 5. foarte tare. Ce pacat de versurile de mai sus. Si cred ca vroiai sa zici "wouldn't".
You look nervous. Quit x, amphetamines, you'd better stick to crack,
And STOP THROWIN' pairs of DC Shoes at me - that's NOT a sneak attack!!!...FOCAAA!!! - 4. Frumos, dar exprimarea e destul de confuza. M-am prins totusi.

Total:
K-ta: 18 + 22 = 40 puncte
Foca: 18 + 17 = 35 puncte

Vot K-Ta-Klysm.
Ce sa zic. Ambii au avut punchuri foarte tari, ambii au ars-o foarte aiurea cu unele faze. Pacat de autodropul lui Foca, ca-l vedeam castigator.

PS. Foca, sa stii ca inteleg perfect ce-ai vrut sa zici. Dar in context acolo, suna extrem de aiurea. No offense.

K:

I stand tall like Saquille bitch-slapping the seal
Whose squeal makes me wonder "is this bitch for real"?-3 pt primul vers, al doilea e slab
Still I know his ego's not creative like CreativeEgo's
The only thing he gets when spitting rhymes are big NOs!-2 ...

Man, the rhymes you spit are more disastrous than a cataclysm
While mine rock the world like a meteor cataclysm, master lyricism-2 slabut si asta, n-ai tarie in baruri ca Schlossgold
Is what I spit on his punk ass, like I'm KRS ONE,
You're a nice guy, so you finish last while I Bomb First, like Makaveli The Don-2 intre 2 si 3, dar slab oricum

You wanna battle like a SEAL? but I'm eating you alive
Like a killer whale. Ima call you Transformed: New Divide -3 asta-i cel mai bun de pana acum
Coz I spit lyrics so sharp that split you so hard
That not even your mom can say when seeing you: "oh, it was that retard!"-2 final ratat

L:

I stand tall like Dwight Howard when he's blockin' Shaquille O'Neal,
And I picture you bitch-slappin' a seal while I'm havin' my meal...-3 i-ai intors-o bine dar n-a fost cu mult peste
I throw up like 3 pointers. You armless - you can't break the seal!
Chill, brother, you just a crash test dummy - you're faking the real!-3 ok
Foca's here to expose you like opening the bathroom door while you bathin',
Romanian or english - I keep steppin on you like you the pavement!-3 pt ca m-a amuzat primul vers
Your rhymes split me so hard?!?! My rhymes split you so easily,
Like you was a cocky 5 years-old kid encountering a grizzly!-3 aici pt al doilea
I'm on my Heltah Skeltah shit - that makes it obvious I can Rock,
I finish last - you're X, I'm Y, it's xyxy, plus that I really fuck!!!-3 primul vers smecher, al doilea lasa de dorit
You ejaculate prematurely - like you afraid to be late - you cum early.
Quit wearing those overly coloured Tee's and kicks - that's so girly!!!...FOOOCA!!!-3 daca era al doilea vers mai bun, daca...

K:

Wait a second, B, this ain't about who's standing taller
Skill-wise, you're just like Marcus' band: 3 Feet Smaller-3 ok pt inceput
You throw up upwards - you're full of vomit, still full of shit
Stepping on me? You funny hobbit! Like a mouth-less man: you can't spit!-2 ar fi fost ok daca nu erau toate fortate

Battling me gets you major damage like a crash test dummy in a tornado
Coz I'm hip-hop like the Chill Brothers, you're like that faggot singing "tornero"-4 asa mai merge
But if skill was to be bought, you'd be singing "no tengo dinero!"
This battle is making you hot... like you're a Mexican without a sombrero!-4 daca era si al doilea mai dur...

Just like an Alaskan, I EAT GRIZZLY'S, and my punishment
Will be so hard, fool, that you'll get to bite the pavement-3 doar pt p-back
I cum early? I bet your momma told you, she was rubbing my stick
She wouldn't even hold you! And I dress all black, coz this is your end, like a sneak attack!-2 rima din parti, idei facile, final ratat din nou

L:

I waited a SECOND - cause i'm the best. YOU said it's about who stands taller
You were writin' about Shaq, but you got no balls - you ain't a baller!!!-4 foarte ok
I'm a basketball coach - a shot caller. Full of shit? That's a thing of the past
Cause I got to the bathroom and shitted 2 hours after I ate your ass!!!-3 amuzant dar ai intins o singura idee, si asta doar ok, pe 2 versuri
Let's say i got no mouth - I can still shit on you like you's a toilet bowl,
And I would be a millionaire if i could do this for some serious doe!!!-2 nu-mi place
But I do it for fun, even if I'm Broke - like Deliric when he was taggin',
This battle is NOT makin' me hot. I was hot 'fore i slayed you - you braggin'!!!-3 pt primul vers
You kind of remind me of Jim Carrey in 97 - you are just a Liar, Liar!
My mom couldn't rub your stick in the wilderness - tryin' to set up a fire!!!-4 pt al doilea vers!
You look nervous. Quit x, amphetamines, you'd better stick to crack,
And STOP THROWIN' pairs of DC Shoes at me - that's NOT a sneak attack!!!...FOCAAA!!!-4 final smecher

K-Ta-Klysm:14+18=32 ; Luptacu:18+20=38

Battle bunicel, prima runda de la fiecare ok, a doua buna. Luptacu a fost un pic peste in ambele, nu cu mult. A punctat mai mult la umor, ca de obicei. Echilibrat, n-a fost rau. Felicitari.

Vot Luptacu Foca!

Votez cu Cata, insa nu sunt impacat cu acest vot pentru ca am vazut un Cata ce a dat mai bine in engleza decat in romana, iar asta doar la mine se poate intampla!!!

Foca nu a dat rau, dimpotriva, insa nu a fost la fel de englez precum Cata.

Vot KTK, m-a prins grav cu unele parti, a dat-o in bara in altele, dar s-a tinut mai bine si mai "englez" decat Foca pe parcursul battle-ului.

Battle incheiat, castigator K-Ta-Klysm cu 3-1.