Magnifi_Q vs. Creative Ego (English Shit) [BATTLE INCHEIAT]

M - C C - M
Cate 10 versuri pe runda
Se voteaza pana la 5, la 3-0 Creative e KO
Timp de reply: Cateva zile, 2-3 acolo.

Pentru ca e un rang in joc, promit sa dau cele mai pizda versuri in engleza pe care le-ati auzit de la KRS incoace, cu atat mai mult cu cat am o revansa de luat in fata lui Creative!

Bitch, get some baby bet wipes, M's cummin' to shoot ya
Your stiches are funny, you'll end in stitches like sutures
M's Pete Sampras, my lines definitely form a golden set
I'll put ya head in the fridge, to see how cold ya toes get
Nigga, I'm a bad SpiderMan, your wife is a black... widow
C can't stand up against me, like Chris in Secret Window
With these wordplays, my round's a big pun, and certainly
You ain't DOPE, mo fucker, so you don't sound fat to me
You're God's mistake dude, you're strange like a platypus
You ain't developed yet! Climb back to ya mom's uterus!

The first time was a rape battle: I forked you once, now you came back to spoon,
Call me MF's Doom, cuz his shit's so wack it can't even be saved with autotune.
I beat you once and set a precedent, you fled to the US and asked for residence,
"Bet wipes" and "funny stiches"? I've heard better English from Romanian presidents.
I'm set to win this game cuz you're no match, that Sampras line was old and fake,
I'm servin' fatal aces through your neck that'll give a literal meaning to tie-break.
Your lyrics are childish, like Hannah Montana, cross-dressin like a white Juwanna,
You're not even a Bad Santa, while I put your lights out, like a confuzed Santana.
Your round's like Big Pun: dead weight - and you're like Biggie's song: dead wrong,
You and the other two dwarfs ridin' on Dopey's dick should move out of his thong.

Ego's the sinister supreme tongue twister, spit cynical, switch flows like a transistor,
Bend your spine inwards like a game of Twister, eat your own dick till your tongue blisters.
M's wordplay's bad, his words play dead when my lyrical swords maul and shred,
With brain dead lines he can't win a zombie battle in the Night of the Living Dead.
I got this akward geek on a losing streak cuz his lines have more cliches than a chic flick,
I'll beat MinifiQ with his walking stick till his shape's changed and he's all blue like Mystique.
I can't stand you, like I'm Muslim and you're pork, M's a flaming gay version of Bjork,
When he saw your ugly face, dork, God said: "Shit! I have to fire that drunken stork!"
Ego's got the Fist of Fury like Bruce Lee, fisting this juicy weeping wet wussy
But at least you kept your promise: your fishy, fucked-up lyrics are definitely pussy.

Errr....(*cough)
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Battle incheiat, castigator CreativeEgo prin No Show.