CreativeEgo vs. JohnyBravo (English) - [BATTLE INCHEIAT]

2 runde x 10 versuri.
xyyx - Ego e x.
Timp de reply 10 zile.
Voturi argumentate, best out of 5.

Asta e un battle transplantat de pe hhk, unde suferea de lipsa de votanti. Sa vedem cum se misca lumea aici.

CreativeEgo:
Challenge me? Think twice, use your time wisely, go fight for gay rights,
Ego recites your last rites, you think you're hood cuz you're a man in tights?
Bitch, kneel for your oral exam and i'ma get you stuck like a traffic jam,
I turn fruits like you to jam, cuz being candy ass doesn't make you Eminem.
Got you boxed-in like Alcatraz prison, but i'll make sure Elton gets his conjugal visit,
If hip-hop's dead, you're the reason, cuz you're wack-wack! like it's duck season
And this a no-fly zone and i'm a cyclone, split you in two like a wishing bone,
While you wish you could hold your own, you'll just pass out like a kidney stone.
I'm a lyrical beast, i punch you just for kicks, with immortal rhymes like Techniques,
And you're no beauty, you're just disgusting like chicks with dicks and pussy yeast.

JohnyBravo:
Fuck Eminem!i'm slim and shady bringin the end to you swift,see
Poor C.E. i'll rob him of his D's,cause i get A's everytime i rip it B.
I'm free to kick C while your wife screams: bend it like Beckham
Your wife is so opened up to cum in everybody's welcomed,
Rip you hardcore put your jaw on the floor stomp on your skull
T'ill your brains bust out of your ears and spray the wall,
You better call the priests cause you ain't gotta prayer
Your wife working my dick when she says she has a job affair
That's how I'll take you down cause you ain't up for the test
S spits lyricall bullets,proof as they rip through your vest,
Push your chest through your vest when i separate the rest from the best
There's gonna be some black suits and a candle to rest on your chest
Like method i'll bring the pain electrifying like clouds of rain
Everything that you think up,smell...cause you got shit for brains
Why are you bringin up elton in your lyrics i can onestly say:
Hey!You got so much dick in your rhymes that's why your bars are gay!
I know a girl named ChristinE,i thought she was dope when i was eighteen
When i fucked with her,wasn't what it seems,made her eat my croissant and swallow the cream
Now the story that i'm telling is real cause this girl is actually him
People stay in shape by working at the Gym but he does it when Jim works at him.

CreativeEgo:
Dude, are you joking? You must be, cuz that round looks like sleep talking,
I'm fire, this queer's just flaming, sucks till he's chokin', Johny, keep walking.
I'm sick like hepatitis B, next time you wanna battle me i'll ask for your highschool degree,
Go study your ABC, you lack precision and dexterity like a double arm amputee trying to pee.
Look, son, I know everything about your mother, like Almodovar, I'll shock you like CPR,
You're a pole dancing wannabe porn star, so who else than you could recognize a gay bar?
And fuck your played out bullet metaphor, you're a candy store backdoor mega-whore,
I'm a God of War that'll hammer you like Thor till you're stretched down like an underscore.
And your asshole must be streched out like a widescreen, but at least you came clean:
Did this fag just say he fucked a girl cuz she looked like DOPE when he was a teen?

La battle-urile in engleza ma abtin de la a vota. I'm sticking to romanian. Nu e vorba ca nu stiu limba, dimpotriva, insa tare mi-e ca sunt anumite finetzuri pe care nu le-as prinde. Sper sa nu va fie cu banat ! Bumai bine si spor la strans voturi !

votul meu merge la creative pentru umorul demonstrat in battle-ul asta. mad punches, mad punchbacks.
swift, a ars-o tehnic, cum o face el de obicei, cu multe chestii misto (dar si cu unele aberatii, care-si pierdeau savoarea pe la jumatatea bar-ului) dar nu ajunge asta pentru a contra rundele exceptional construite si gandite de CE.

Nu vreau sa par repetitiv in ceea ce spun, nu prea sunt obisnuit sa dau voturi la atatea battle-uri bune intr-o singura zi.

personal, cred ca si sistemul l-a dezavantajat pe swift. xyyx nu mi se pare o idee buna pentru cine e y, dar un mare avantaj pentru x. pana la urma, amandoi ati fost de acord cu sistemul si nu e asta o scuza. zic doar ca eu n-as fi dat in sistemul asta intr-o limba straina.

nu as fi vrut sa inchei postarea cu ceva cu tenta negativa dar trebuie sa zic si asta. nu ca va acuz de plagiat, dar 1 duma de la CE si 1 duma de la swift le-a dat doctoru' in battle cu becks.
cuz you're wack-wack! like it's duck season ----- CE
Your wife is so opened up to cum in everybody's welcomed ---- swift

hai sa o dau totusi pozitiv: battle-ul asta a fost mai bun ca 75% din battle-urile pe care le citesc pe www.netcees.com . nu-i lucru putin

succes swift, succes CE

De parca eu nu stiam ca plagiez ... dar trebuia sa-mi iasa rima si sa inchei si bine

La prima citire credeam ca o sa votez cu CreativeEgo, desi pana pe final mi s-a parut echilibrat, finalul lui Creative a rupt, dar problema a fost ca niciodata nu votez dupa prima citire la un astfel de battle, asa ca am mai citit o data, iar votul meu merge la Swift.

Vreau sa-l contrazic si pe DOPE la faza cu copiatul in cazul lui Swift si sa scot in evidenta faptul ca "cum in" e o expresie frecventa cu tenta pornografica, si nu cred ca Swiftanu ar fi copiat-o, la fel cum nici DOC n u a facut-o. Fiecare a cacat-o el atunci cand si-a dat runda... In cazul lui Creative nu pot spune acelasi lucru, deoarece am vazut ideea si la DOC si am vazut-o si la Magnifi_Q intr-o forma asemanatoare chiar in battle-ul contra lui.

Mi-au placut in special aceste versuri:
Push your chest through your vest when i separate the rest from the best
There's gonna be some black suits and a candle to rest on your chest --- De la Swift

And your asshole must be streched out like a widescreen, but at least you came clean:
Did this fag just say he fucked a girl cuz she looked like DOPE when he was a teen? --- De la Creative

Ceea ce a facut diferenta, desi probabil unii din voi il considerati un vers bun, este, dupa mine, un autodrop al lui Creative:
You're a pole dancing wannabe porn star, so who else than you could recognize a gay bar?

In concluzie: Vot Swift

Desi in prima runda Swift a fost in fata, in a doua CEgo l-a depasit. A fost un battle OK, (dupa parerea si cunostintele mele).

Vot: Creative(soundblaster)Ego

"your raps' like a flock of ducks - they wack wack!!!" - DOC
"Youre wack wack, go duuuuck, and hide, or you better flee" - Magnifi_Q
"you're wack-wack! like it's duck season/ And this a no-fly zone" - Eu

Nu e chiar la fel, desi ideea de baza e aceeasi. Si oricum, asta-i un punch vechi, nu l-a inventat Doc.

Cat despre asa-zisul autodrop: m-am bazat pe omonimia cuvantului bar. Adica: Swift a zis de bar cu sensul de 2 versuri, eu am zis ca el clar recunoaste un "bar gay", cu sensul de get-together place for fags of all races. Dupa umila mea parere a fost departe de autodrop. Sau poate m-am exprimat aiurea.

Si 2. K-Ta-Klysm, votul tau e departe de a fi argumentat. Te rog sa detaliezi (ce ti-a placut si ce nu la fiecare). Mersi.

Creative, te simt bro, dar stii cum e, nimeni nu isi doreste sa dea un autodrop si evident, nimeni nu considera ca a dat un autodrop... e doar parerea mea... obiectiva!

Parerea mea e ca tocmai din cauza ca te-ai bazat pe omonimia cuvantului a iesit un autodrop. E doar parerea mea, repet, obiectiva, si nu poti sa mi-o schimbi

Dupa o prima citire te-as fi votat, dar la a doua mi-a sarit in ochi acel vers.

Cat despre faza cu "wack wack", te cred ca nu a fost cu intentie deoarece de multe ori se intampla sa vezi idei asemanatoare si in alte locuri, dar asta nu inseamna ca nu poate sa le dea oricine, insa stii si tu ca ii scade impactul atunci cand ideea a mai fost vazuta.

Daca tu crezi ca am votat cu Swift aiurea atunci poti sa anulezi votul, nu o sa ma supar, eu votez la astfel de battle-uri pentru ca imi face placere sa le citesc!

Nu se anuleaza niciun vot.
Deocamdata e 1-1, pana-si argumenteaza si K-Ta votul.

Am uitat sa spun in postul anterior: Marele Alb, sunt convins ca nu-ti scapa nicio nuanta. Si eu si Swift avem deplina incredere in voturile tale. Te rog sa votezi, cand/daca ai timp. Mersi.

Nu frate, chiar ma abtin, I mean it ! Personal eu sunt anti battle in engleza atunci cand vine vorba de non-nativi. In battle-urile in engleza dat de romani, din cate am citit eu, sunt multe chestii fortzate, expresii si cuvinte stalcite doar de dragul de a realiza un punch, nu stiu, sunt anti....pur si simplu. Scuze pentru asta dar mi-as incalca un principiu. Noroc si spor la voturi !

Cu asta ar fi 3 voturi contra lui Swift in aceeasi zi
Votez cu Creative si o sa vin si cu argumentarea pe text in cateva ore pentru ca e un battle care merita.

De la 1 la 5

CreativeEgo:
Challenge me? Think twice, use your time wisely, go fight for gay rights,
Ego recites your last rites, you think you're hood cuz you're a man in tights?-4 bar smecher, mai ales al doilea vers
Bitch, kneel for your oral exam and i'ma get you stuck like a traffic jam,
I turn fruits like you to jam, cuz being candy ass doesn't make you Eminem.-3 e ok dar ii lipseste ceva
Got you boxed-in like Alcatraz prison, but i'll make sure Elton gets his conjugal visit,
If hip-hop's dead, you're the reason, cuz you're wack-wack! like it's duck season-4 cu faza cu hip hop's dead a reusit sa prezinte altfel duma cu wack...de asemenea, amuzant primul
And this a no-fly zone and i'm a cyclone, split you in two like a wishing bone,
While you wish you could hold your own, you'll just pass out like a kidney stone.-5 imi place la nebunie barul asta
I'm a lyrical beast, i punch you just for kicks, with immortal rhymes like Techniques,
And you're no beauty, you're just disgusting like chicks with dicks and pussy yeast.-3 mergea un final mai dur, al doilea vers trebuia sa rupa

Swiftu':
Fuck Eminem!i'm slim and shady bringin the end to you swift,see
Poor C.E. i'll rob him of his D's,cause i get A's everytime i rip it B.-4 bun inceput
I'm free to kick C while your wife screams: bend it like Beckham
Your wife is so opened up to cum in everybody's welcomed,-3 pacat ca am mai auzit al doilea vers
Rip you hardcore put your jaw on the floor stomp on your skull
T'ill your brains bust out of your ears and spray the wall,-4 asta-i smecher pt atitudine si imaginea transmisa
You better call the priests cause you ain't gotta prayer
Your wife working my dick when she says she has a job affair-4 pfff...daca era si primul ca al doilea...
That's how I'll take you down cause you ain't up for the test
S spits lyricall bullets,proof as they rip through your vest,-3 nu prea
Push your chest through your vest when i separate the rest from the best
There's gonna be some black suits and a candle to rest on your chest-4 din nou,smecher rau al doilea
Like method i'll bring the pain electrifying like clouds of rain
Everything that you think up,smell...cause you got shit for brains-4 da,tot asa!
Why are you bringin up elton in your lyrics i can onestly say:
Hey!You got so much dick in your rhymes that's why your bars are gay!-4 frumos intors
I know a girl named ChristinE,i thought she was dope when i was eighteen
When i fucked with her,wasn't what it seems,made her eat my croissant and swallow the cream-2 neah
Now the story that i'm telling is real cause this girl is actually him
People stay in shape by working at the Gym but he does it when Jim works at him.-4 da, misto final

Dude, are you joking? You must be, cuz that round looks like sleep talking,
I'm fire, this queer's just flaming, sucks till he's chokin', Johny, keep walking.-4 primul parca mergea un pic altfel
I'm sick like hepatitis B, next time you wanna battle me i'll ask for your highschool degree,
Go study your ABC, you lack precision and dexterity like a double arm amputee trying to pee.-4 aproape perfect, un minus mic pt primul vers
Look, son, I know everything about your mother, like Almodovar, I'll shock you like CPR,
You're a pole dancing wannabe porn star, so who else than you could recognize a gay bar?-5 intoarcere de punch-back perfecta
And fuck your played out bullet metaphor, you're a candy store backdoor mega-whore,
I'm a God of War that'll hammer you like Thor till you're stretched down like an underscore.-3 ok al doilea vers
And your asshole must be streched out like a widescreen, but at least you came clean:
Did this fag just say he fucked a girl cuz she looked like DOPE when he was a teen?-5 pff...era si pacat daca nu o intorceai pe asta

Ce sa zic...unul din cele mai bune battle-uri in engleza din cate am citit. Swiftu' mi s-a parut mai constant, le-a dat asa ca mitraliera. Dar si cand CE arunca grenada...Habar n-am cine a castigat, tre sa adun punctele dar felicitari amandurora, au fost niste runde de campioni.

CE:19+21=40 ; Swift:36 ; Diferenta mica dar oricum, este.
Vot CreativeEgo!

O sa comentez doar ce merita comentat!
Votul a mers oricum spre Creative dupa prima citire.

CreativeEgo:
Challenge me? Think twice, use your time wisely, go fight for gay rights,
Ego recites your last rites, you think you're hood cuz you're a man in tights? - Cu potential. Eu as fi facut ceva mai pizda
Bitch, kneel for your oral exam and i'ma get you stuck like a traffic jam,
I turn fruits like you to jam, cuz being candy ass doesn't make you Eminem. - Asta cu "fruits like you" nu imi suna a engleza, ci a idee fortata.
Got you boxed-in like Alcatraz prison, but i'll make sure Elton gets his conjugal visit,
If hip-hop's dead, you're the reason, cuz you're wack-wack! like it's duck season - Slab finalul si a mai fost auzit, dar ceea ce personal ma deranjeaza cel mai tare e acel 'visit' care nu rimeaza.
And this a no-fly zone and i'm a cyclone, split you in two like a wishing bone,
While you wish you could hold your own, you'll just pass out like a kidney stone. - Frumos, pana acuma cel mai bun bar al tau!
I'm a lyrical beast, i punch you just for kicks, with immortal rhymes like Techniques,
And you're no beauty, you're just disgusting like chicks with dicks and pussy yeast. - Da-te-n pula mea cu ultimul vers Pizda! Insa primul vers de aici e din nou fortat.

JohnyBravo:
Fuck Eminem!i'm slim and shady bringin the end to you swift,see
Poor C.E. i'll rob him of his D's,cause i get A's everytime i rip it B. - Nu imi place deloc. In engleza, ca si in romana de altfel, aproape toate literele rimeaza intre ele, deci nu voi considera multies aceste litere.
I'm free to kick C while your wife screams: bend it like Beckham
Your wife is so opened up to cum in everybody's welcomed, - Lucky sau Unlucky Strike in pula mea!
Rip you hardcore put your jaw on the floor stomp on your skull
T'ill your brains bust out of your ears and spray the wall, - Sadic, merge
You better call the priests cause you ain't gotta prayer
Your wife working my dick when she says she has a job affair - Ca idee e ok, insa nu rimeaza
That's how I'll take you down cause you ain't up for the test
S spits lyricall bullets,proof as they rip through your vest, - Poate-mi scapa ceva, insa nu inteleg bar-ul
Push your chest through your vest when i separate the rest from the best
There's gonna be some black suits and a candle to rest on your chest - Asta e bun!
Like method i'll bring the pain electrifying like clouds of rain
Everything that you think up,smell...cause you got shit for brains - "smell"-ul ala nu imi place acolo deloc. Poate alt cuvant ar fi fost mai bun.
Why are you bringin up elton in your lyrics i can onestly say:
Hey!You got so much dick in your rhymes that's why your bars are gay! - Slab
I know a girl named ChristinE,i thought she was dope when i was eighteen
When i fucked with her,wasn't what it seems,made her eat my croissant and swallow the cream - Bun, pizdeanu! Imi place!
Now the story that i'm telling is real cause this girl is actually him
People stay in shape by working at the Gym but he does it when Jim works at him. - Mori ma! Un vers care merita retinut!!!

CreativeEgo:
Dude, are you joking? You must be, cuz that round looks like sleep talking,
I'm fire, this queer's just flaming, sucks till he's chokin', Johny, keep walking. - Chiar ma intrebam daca baga cineva faza cu Keep Walking
I'm sick like hepatitis B, next time you wanna battle me i'll ask for your highschool degree,
Go study your ABC, you lack precision and dexterity like a double arm amputee trying to pee. - E amuzant asa in sinea lui, dar nu sunt de acord cu el in totalitate.
Look, son, I know everything about your mother, like Almodovar, I'll shock you like CPR,
You're a pole dancing wannabe porn star, so who else than you could recognize a gay bar? - Binisor intors.
And fuck your played out bullet metaphor, you're a candy store backdoor mega-whore,
I'm a God of War that'll hammer you like Thor till you're stretched down like an underscore. - Ca idee e bun, insa iti spun sincer, ai gasit cele mai proaste multies-uri posibile! Mai bine rimai doar la final de vers decat sa bagi terminatia aia de atatea ori.
And your asshole must be streched out like a widescreen, but at least you came clean:
Did this fag just say he fucked a girl cuz she looked like DOPE when he was a teen? - Adevaru-i ca si eu l-am futut pe DOPE in neverending! Imi place bar-ul, e complex!

Mersi pentru voturi.
@MQ: Your God complex is almost funny.

Battle incheiat
Castigator CreativeEgo, 3-1